Pensacola, Florida, the county seat of Escambia County, Florida is a small town. I looked it up – population 55,240 (US Census for 2000) – we’re not talking Orlando or Tampa, here – Pensacola is a dinky place by comparison.
So how did so much weirdness get crammed into one area? (See previous blogs “Land of the Bible Bizarre” and “…the Bizarre-ness Continues”) Is it the climate? The UFO’s in Gulf Breeze? Hurricanes? The lack of affordable homeowners insurance? Bushwackers? What is it?
Now a local attorney, Mike Papantonio of the Levin, Papantonio, Thomas, Mitchell, Echsner & Proctor law firm in Pensacola is after Rush Limbaugh – and maybe Rush Limbaugh’s job.
Papantonio, or “Pap” as he is sometimes called, has aspersions of becoming the next big thing in talk radio. Papantonio is the host of a nationally syndicated radio show, “Ring of Fire,” on Air America Radio and is the founder of GoLeft.tv. Never heard of it? Yeah – I’d never heard of Rush Limbaugh either until he burst on to the national airwaves back in 1988. Papantonio is different from Limbaugh – Papantonio’s opinions and philosophy comes from the far left (hence, the “GoLeft.tv”) as opposed to Limbaugh’s far right views.

Papantonio - looking Left for the answers.
Papantonio writes a semi-regular opinion column in the local newspaper, the Pensacola News Journal (www.pnj.com), and on Wednesday he had this to say about Limbaugh…
Let Rush Talk to a Laid Off Worker
Mike Papantonio • January 28, 2009Last Sunday, the pastor in the church I attended prayed for Barack Obama. That pastor prayed that Obama would have the strength and wisdom to guide America. I’m certain that the majority of that congregation agreed that we should all pray for Obama’s success. It made me proud to be a member of that church during that prayer.
I wish Rush Limbaugh had been there. Because the week before Limbaugh made the statement on his radio show that he hoped that Obama’s efforts to pull America through these dark days would fail.
His words were: “I hope Obama fails. Somebody’s got to say it.” He went as far as telling his lockstep listeners that he was angry at Republicans who are pulling for Obama to succeed.
I’m pretty sure there are preachers all over this country leading congregations in prayers that make the same plea my pastor made last Sunday. And I’m comfortable knowing that the power of those prayers are much stronger than the repugnant hate talk of an aging radio host in search of a bigger audience.
It’s important to consider the specifics of what Limbaugh is hoping for in Obama’s failure. Eight million Americans lost their homes to foreclosure during the Bush years. Perhaps if Limbaugh could step out of his 25,000-square-foot home and see the pain of a mother and father telling their children that they just lost their home, maybe then he would want Obama to succeed.
Or maybe Limbaugh could step away from his $400 million job long enough to be on site the day a factory or a bank or a restaurant closes. And maybe he could follow one of those fathers home to tell his family that he just lost his job. Maybe then he would want to pray for Obama, rather than hope Obama fails.
It might even be a good idea for this pathetic radio demagogue to put his solid gold microphone down for a few days and spend some time with his Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity chicken-hawk crowd touring V.A. hospitals. Perhaps then Limbaugh, who himself received a military deferment, could appreciate Obama’s effort to end “W’s” Iraq disaster instead of hoping for Obama’s failure.
These latest words give us a creepy picture of the real heart and soul of Limbaugh. Because, as he rallies his ditto-head crowd around the hopes of failure for Obama, he is in effect hoping that all of America fails.
But last Sunday, a prayer of hope and compassion delivered by a preacher who truly cares about America made Rush sound like the petty, irrelevant demagogue that he has worked so hard to become. ~ Pensacola News Journal, 01-28-2009
Notice how Papantonio worked religion into his column? Rush’s desire for Obama to fail has nothing to do with religion – but, like a good Pensacolian, Papantonio manages to tie the two together.
Since Papantonio brought up religion, Limbaugh is held in high regard by the Religious Right. Robertson, Dobson, et. al., put up with Limbaugh’s obvious un-religious behavior (3 failed marriages & a drug habit) just to advance their political causes. To me the unquestioning support of these quasi-Christians (like Limbaugh) by the Religious Right tells me just where their priorities are. Advance the political agenda and we’ll worry about the Gospel later.

Filling the conservative "power gap" with gab.
First of all Limbaugh is an ENTERTAINER. Limbaugh does not hold any public office and he is not in a position of any authority. Limbaugh is on the air for one reason and one reason only – he’s good at ENTERTAINING. His ability to ENTERTAIN allows Limbaugh to afford his ultra-luxurious East-coast Florida lifestyle – just like a good attorney, such as yourself, Mr. Papantonio, can afford much more than the average Pensacola resident – you know, a gated home, beach front property, a Bentley or a Maserati, etc. Limbaugh’s influence, if he really has any at all, was given to him by the free market, also known as the listening audience — unlike Air America which, well, doesn’t have much of an audience by comparison. Why criticize Limbaugh’s ability to earn a good living in an industry where most hosts fail? Criticizing Rush’s income and possessions just makes you look small, Pap.
Limbaugh’s opinions are his own. When his right-wing, quasi-religious rhetoric gets to me (after about 10 minutes) I turn him off. If more people would do the same, we wouldn’t have to worry about Limbaugh. Limbaugh only has as much power as we, the listeners, give him. Don’t like Rush? Turn him off. Stop listening.
Then Limbaugh will become like Air America…
…no power and no listeners…


Now I’ll probably never know this until 20/20 or DateLine conducts a well-hyped interview with Marcus Schrenker, but I’m convinced that Schrenker was a big fan of one of my favorite movies, In Pursuit of D. B. Cooper. This 1981 movie starred Treat Williams as D. B. Cooper and was only loosely based on the real D. B. Cooper story. The real D. B. Cooper parachuted out of the rear of a Boeing 727 with a bag full of stolen money and was never seen again. The movie picks up where reality leaves off and fictionalizes the events following D. B. Cooper’s famous jump.